Tarot cards are passive agressive vodka aunts and no one can convince me otherwise
D&D Update:
My mother literally stabbed our table to make her Intimidation check against the Arl.
bards against humanity
I’m at a restaurant called. egg slut
you’re dining at fuckign where??
get you a man who can do both you are weak and yaoi is coming for you
it’s the 90s and nobody in your house gives a fuck about matching kitchenware moodboard
GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG
[distantly] THAT DOG
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